A 2023 Chevrolet Tahoe driven by a 32-year-old man from Sidney, Iowa, was also southbound in the northbound lanes of Interstate 29, according to Missouri State Highway Patrol crash reports.

I’m referring, of course, to Iowa, Missouri, and the 1837 “Honey War”, in which a border dispute over whether the line separating the two states was nine miles farther north into shit-ass ...