The Jumbotron Moment Heard ‘round the World blew up at such an incendiary level, on a bustling news day, for many reasons. The clumsy, deeply human way that the CEO and his employee seemed to realize they were suddenly visible, and then struggled to teleport out of sight, is almost objectively funny.

It’s horrible because she is the head of HR! She’s involved in an extramarital affair with the CEO. Basically, how much worse of an HR faux pas could you commit?” Cafaro told The Post.

Polymarket traders have bet more than $200,000 on Andy Byron being out as Astronomer CEO by next Friday. 44% of the traders think he won't survive the episode.

Social media users believe Stoddard is the red-faced woman seen grimacing as Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot ran from the jumbotron cameras at the concert.

So far, none of those investors have commented on the uproar over the viral video showing Byron and Astronomer’s HR chief Kristin Cabot scrambling to get off camera.

Amid the Coldplay concert ‘cheating’ scandal, questions around Astronomer HR head Kristin Cabot’s marital status have taken over the internet. While some identified her husband as Kenneth C. Thornby,